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IN THIS ISSUE
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1. PRO BOWL TICKETS
2. PRE-HOLIDAY JAM
3. JOKEY JOKE
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HOT N CLASSIC SATURDAY NIGHTS
Come
out to the Hot n Classic Party at the Hickam AFB J. R.
Rocker Club. Every Saturday we give you the best in smooth rnb, old school classics and neo soul 9PM-2AM.
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SUBSCRIBER INFO
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PRO BOWL TICKETS
2011 Pro Bowl
Packages go on sale December 06 at the Tradewinds
Enlisted Club and the Hickam Officers’ Club.
Package includes brunch,
game ticket and transportation to and from
the game on January 30, 2011. For more information, call the
Enlisted Club at 448-2271 or the Officers’
Club at 448-4608.
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PRE-HOLIDAY CELEBRATION
The Pre-Holiday Celebration is Sunday January 16, at the Hickam Air Force Base J.R. Rocker Club. Two rooms of music. Old School/Smooth RnB in the lounge. Hip Hop/Reggae in the ballroom.
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JOKEY JOKE
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
"Why are you crying?" the father asked.
"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.
To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
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